Finding a job sucks.
Ha, this was sitting in my queue, but it’s perfect timing after the video I posted yesterday!
CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS
crying because 50 shades of grey
fifty shades of awful
JUST SAY IT
50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”
There’s better foot fetish material without dragging 50 Shades into it.
people just don’t like Texas
Texans don’t like Texas man
we do have a wicked fahkin weird accent
WHY IS THIS ALL RELEVANT OMG. I LIVE HERE AND I CAN TELL YOU ALL THIS IS TRUE. ALL OF IT.
WHAT THE FUCK CALIFORNIA IS FUCKIN GREAT FUCK YALL
Man, as someone who migrated to Texas, it’s really not that bad. It’s such a big, diverse state and unfortunately it’s the shitty parts (which I’ll admit make up a lot of it) that get the most attention.
IDK I just like Austin lmao
And FYI Indiana is the worst state in the union and should be abducted by aliens. Fuck my home state, it sucks.
MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS
my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name
is that Vince Offer