It's a Magical Roller Coaster Ride... And Stuff

liamdryden:

buzzfeed:

Finding a job sucks.

Ha, this was sitting in my queue, but it’s perfect timing after the video I posted yesterday!

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

giuliaciulia89:

bitterfrostbite:

That’s no hug… 
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

aawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!

giuliaciulia89:

bitterfrostbite:

That’s no hug… 

(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

aawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:


sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey



fifty shades of awful



JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”


There’s better foot fetish material without dragging 50 Shades into it.

chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey

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fifty shades of awful

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JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”

There’s better foot fetish material without dragging 50 Shades into it.

targaryen-wings:

hoodjab:

briancolfer:

2-sly4-u:

westdick:

people just don’t like Texas

Texans don’t like Texas man

we do have a wicked fahkin weird accent

WHY IS THIS ALL RELEVANT OMG. I LIVE HERE AND I CAN TELL YOU ALL THIS IS TRUE. ALL OF IT.

WHAT THE FUCK CALIFORNIA IS FUCKIN GREAT FUCK YALL

Man, as someone who migrated to Texas, it’s really not that bad. It’s such a big, diverse state and unfortunately it’s the shitty parts (which I’ll admit make up a lot of it) that get the most attention.

IDK I just like Austin lmao

And FYI Indiana is the worst state in the union and should be abducted by aliens. Fuck my home state, it sucks.

elitewifi:

finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

god-of-yuri:

Amazingly sweet art there 椛島

god-of-yuri:

Amazingly sweet art there 椛島

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

is that Vince Offer

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

is that Vince Offer